Burndt Breakfast! by Diane Ogden

 This WAS the syrup I was attempting to warm before I poured it on my hurry-up-bisquick-pancake this morning.  I am truly surprised no one in the building called the big red trucks because everything smells like four large bags of cotton candy went down in my microwave.  Little does anyone smelling this know that is was a half of this tiny dixie cup.....  Now tell me if this is where a person says "My cup is half full or empty all gone?"  All I know is febreeze may not be able to cure this burndt sugar smell on everything in my home. I am now re-thinking consuming low-sugar Aunt Jemima Syrup ever again!  It looks like freeze dried dog poop!