Things I Will Never Do Again.........by Julianna Rowe

 Things I can, will never do again due to the fact I am a couple years from 80 years of living:

Wear high heels, go roller skating, do the jitter bug, drink milk, get drunk, smoke, ride a bicycle, climb the bleachers, have sex in a car, I know dumb but a very old memory anyway, ride a horse, lift the sofa to move it, wear fancy underwear, take ballet lessons, walk away from the stove when its on, run, lift my grandchildren, ice skate, wear make up smoothly, laugh and not pee, same with sneeze, drive a sportscar at night, drive any car at night, get a kitten and outlive it, go to my grandkids football games, go on a fair ride, go to Italy and walk around, go anywhere and walk around, get on a ladder and hang a curtain, or Christmas lights, clean the storeroom, go to a movie theater, be listened to, be respected,  vacuum under the bed, move furniture, cook a large holiday meal, carry groceries upstairs, carry anything upstairs, be held passionately, snow ski, take ballroom dance lessons, feel and look beautiful, travel, physically defend myself, skateboard ha, wear a mini skirt, jump on the bed, stay up past 8:30pm, remember I already saw that movie until it’s over,  stand in long lines, tell funny jokes because I forget the punch line, take a road trip alone, walk into a store without leaning on a grocery cart, wear a lift ‘em up bra comfortably, ride a motorcycle, drive at night, walk downtown, have a snowball fight, make angels in the snow, change a tire, chase a dog, be a bridesmaid, catch the brides bouquet, be a godparent, be a foster parent, buy a new car, go to Sante Fe into the canyons to hear the spirits, fly anywhere, meet friends for drinks and be able to drive home, open a can of soup, put air in my tires, tear open the bag of crackers, sing reasonably, wear false eyelashes, get out of a speeding ticket, fall down and get back up, sit Indian style, sit on the floor with the grandkids, eat before bed, live in a high rise in New York City, purchase a Brownstone in Boston, run a marathon, wear a thong, hate them anyway, hang curtains, carry or drag luggage, no where to go anyway, iron my clothes, they are no iron I guess, figure out my computer issues, have more than one alcoholic drink, get support stockings on, get support stockings off, reach my toenails and I am not fat, well a little in the middle, walk on the grass, walk on unlevel ground, march in a protest, learn to swim, climb a tree, flip my mattress, put air in my tires,  and more?  Send me your thoughts!  I am sure I have missed a lot of things people closing in on 80s year of age can no longer do.  Of course some of these are of a personal nature.