Christmas Eve The Year is 2022

 

Blessed by Loving Others 

Writings by Tommye Allen, inspired by the Holy Spirit

Narrated by Julianna Rowe, aka. Diane Ogden

Merry Christmas and a Blessed New Year.....

Part V: EVOLVING

 PART V:  THE LAST CHAPTERs, EVOLVING: 

Life is like a garden. Some of the flowers flourish, and some die away. There are many reasons, but mostly it is just life. Life is given, and life is taken. It is a gift that many misuse and take for granted. Listen to your spirit's lead as a horse listens and reacts to the guiding hand of his rider. To live life on your own without the spirit/heart's lead is like pulling teeth without Novocain. Your light becomes brighter when life lessons are learned and you believe in yourself. Your wishes come true because they are merely little desires of the heart your Angels bring to you. See yourself as a pure reflection sent from the Universe above, and do not waiver from that vision of yourself. Then you can walk tall, walk proud, walk on.

I had been in the belly of the whale more than once. Places not only did others put me, but I put myself by not seeing my true reflection. By only visiting the pictures others drew for me, of me. They judged, and I took their word over the truth. When this happens, it causes an avalanche of pain and generations of garbage. Then the innocent little ones come into our world with mud on them. Our mud.

But I was not there yet! I had more to learn.

"She's beautiful, but somewhere there is a major flaw."

 

"Perky Breasted Angels" An excerpt from a novel written by Julianna Rowe

        Chapter Thirty-One: Michael's Red-Carpet Journey To his Next Chapter

The Bible says if you want to turn a Hell's  Angel toward God, you better dress like one and visit their establishments, so I became a Hell's Angel chameleon. The definition of a chameleon is a lizard (or human) that can change itself and or its personality and verbiage to match its surroundings.  I did indeed become a chameleon.

As Michael and I sat in the room he would soon depart this earthly realm from, with his beautiful black cat Emery in his lap, I asked him if he would mind if I took him on a journey to another place?  He spoke.

“Sure" but I can’t go very far in this bed.”

I had no soft music and no sage to burn any bad lingering spirits away and considering Michael had lung cancer, sage might have ended his days right then and there so, I calmly explained to him how this journey of ours was to happen.  I told him he would always be in control. That he would become very relaxed, in fact, so relaxed his mind would believe everything it heard.   And if it was okay with him, we were about to take a grand trip.  He smiled a trusting smile, and we began. 

I asked him to relax and close his eyes.  To allow his face to feel as though it were melting into the pillow behind his head.  That he was safe with me. I reminded him that with each breath he took he would take in fresh, clean air, and each time he exhaled, his mind would release all fear from his being.  Each breath would take him to a place where the spirits would help us on our journey. He opened his eyes and peered at me with some reverence regarding the spirits tripping with us.  A much different tripping than that old boy had been used to.  I was doing my best to make sure Michael was somewhat prepared for the hereafter. So, I smiled back, and then I took Michael through some deep relaxation techniques of his neck and shoulders, his torso, then his legs and feet. I assured him once again he was safe and that we were going on a journey across the ocean to Hawaii, the place he told me he always wanted to go.  And so, he closed his eyes, and we boarded a large bright multicolored red magic carpet with imaginary walls and railings that would totally protect us on our journey over the trees that smelled of kindness and the clouds with their majestic gentleness. As we passed each puffy cloud, its strength manifested onto us and pushed us on as though we had our spiritual generators plugged into a speed-charging dock.  I shared with my cousin and friend how we were gaining goodness and purity from the next world as we headed for the great Sturgis Bike Rally in the Dakota's. I showed him through mental images of the many bikers that had purchased his homemade three-wheelers.  At the least, there were six couples showing his custom-made wares to the multitudes.  How proud and shocked he was he had a true legacy.  We moved on south, taking a bit of a detour toward the West Coast, crossing the great Mississippi River in Missouri and then the beautiful yellow-gold wheat fields of Nebraska.  The spirits moved and directed us to land the magic carpet on one of the red mountain plateaus near some amazing rock formations of the National Parks in Utah. The spirit showed Michael through me how to stand on the edge of the plateau with his arms outstretched allowing the spiritual cancers to leave his body and the healing of the God’s. The winds took up and swirled around him like he was a small tumbleweed in a whirlwind of a fast-moving cyclone from another dimension.  I watched the tears fall from Michael's eyes when he began to love and appreciate himself while the spirits filled his being to overflowing.  I then spoke we were leaving the spirit-filled plateaus for The Indian Reservations of New Mexico and then the great Grand Canyon with its magnificent depth and crazy beauty as it etched its way into the earth like the giant it was and left its mark forever.  And then, there we were in an instant, at the edge of what seemed like the world with the ocean's beauty ahead.  We were almost to our destination, Hawaii.  As we crossed the aqua-blue waters, it was peaceful, kind, energetic, and free.  I caught a glimpse of his smile as I described how his Daddy and Mama Augusta as well, were with us. And then I told him the love of his life Judy was also with him. That is when I saw his tears begin to crepe silently like they were trying to hide the pain he had hidden for so long since her untimely death by a car accident a few years back.  She, Judy, was with us. I spoke beyond doubt to him that there was plenty of room on our magic journey for others. I assured him again with each breath he took in he would go deeper into a state of hypnosis, still be in control, yet willing to receive. I told him we were coming to a beach, a place of warm sands, while colors emanating from the sun shone around his being like gentle whispers. Each having a healing sensation of its own just for him. 

“Michael, you are one with the sun. It is enveloping you as all its strength covers you on its mission to prepare you. As you entertain your journey you go even deeper into relaxation where you become aware your arms and legs are feeling heavy.  This is a sign you are totally relaxed.   The sun took its beauty and warmth to the other side of the world and left us with the glistening artistry of the night, leaving with us its shimmering moon to light our way. Michael, pick a star in your mind's eyes and go to it.  Sit up on it and take in the beauty of the Universe.  You are safe whether you are in this galaxy or another it doesn't matter.  You are now one with the Universe as it was created for you and you for it.  Draw in strength from it.   You are totally safe, secure, and loved. You may ask for a guide to aid you in your travels.  But only ask for a positive guide from the pure light.  Notice the sun is coming up.  We are about to land at our destination, Hawaii."   

("Michael is in a deep relaxation state currently.  I continue our session on how to live after death, through hypnosis.)

“Michael, your dreams have come true.  We have landed on a beautiful beach in Hawaii.  There are at least twelve of the most beautiful women running toward you.  They are all screaming with arms flailing as though you are Elvis himself. And Michael, they are all naked except for their grass skirts and beautiful Angel wings that matched the living colors of the leis around their necks. Their symbol of connecting you and aiding you during your transition while the earthly life perishes, they are honoring your life here and in the hereafter. And my dear Michael, they are not leaving much to the imagination.  Young women, older women, all tanned with voluptuous breasts bouncing as they stand firm, pointing toward the sky we just came from.  A dream come true for you and take note Judy is giggling with permission for you to view and seek your blessed passageway to the next realm.  They reach for you one or two at a time placing exotic flowers whose pure smells become one with you.  You drink in the scents offered to you one at a time. This is where you are going after your earthly body is no longer. "

“Now, Michael I am going to count backward from five to one.  With each count, you will begin to come back to where we began our journey. 

Five. Your feet are tingling and awakening.  Your feet are strong and take you to good places. 

Four. Take a deep breath and notice as you exhale your legs are ready to move again.

Three. Take a deep breath and feel the love in your body that was given to you freely.

Two. You may open your eyes and you will recall everything that was said and felt on your journey to Hawaii.

One. You may sit up.”

I could see a big smile on Michael's face as our journey session ended. I believe I helped him see there was more, and that he could face it with strength knowing he was not alone. 

Michael passed away within the following two weeks.  I had to believe he was safe and I had helped him on his journey with good spirits we called in playing the chameleon, Yes, even with the help of the perky-breasted ladies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Haunted House A chapter from a novel by Julianna Rowe.

                                     Chapter Twenty-Nine: Moving from The Haunted House

When I use the phrase "The Haunted House," I refer to the nasty small town two flat notsomuch castle we were dumped in by second Hubbs "Big Dick." (I genuinely dislike capitalizing the b and d in Big Dick.  It makes me feel like I am giving "it" some sort of glory, ya know?  

The children, all five of them, and I finally gained the strength to leave that house of horrors but not without the emotional pain it caused.  There are some things I am unwilling to share because some of the people involved are still living.  I will share this:

Years after leaving that hell hole we were dumped in by "Big Dick," I was talking to an acquaintance when I mentioned living on Monroe Street at one time.  I refrain from giving out the address here.  She asked me if I was aware a young man had committed suicide in the living room there.  In fact, he was a good friend of hers, and I shall only divulge his first name, Andy.  Well now!  That told me why the children heard dishes clanking, and lights turned off and on.  The young man that killed himself had recently graduated high school, where he had been bullied mercilessly.  Not to mention he had no family or friends to support him.  He blew his head off in the living room by the front door.  

Before I knew about the history of that old house, the boys, ages eight and ten, and I ripped up the nasty carpet, and I suspect now, asbestos linoleum under it and found old pine floors we redid, hoping to modernize the place.  We weren't used to living in a dumpy two-flat with dirty carpet and old cupboards that had been painted thirty times, so we took the appropriate measures to handle the embarrassment big dick deposited us in.   The asbestos may have caused my boys all their health issues throughout life.  Anyway, and not to make light of the asbestos, I took photos of the floor redo which I am known for doing, and in said photos was a ghost right in the spot Andy had taken his life in the living room.  Of course, I wasn't aware of what the mist in the photo was until years past when I discovered the history totally by accident from a friend of a friend who went to school with the chap, Andy, that did himself in the poor soul.  I often wonder what other havoc he caused us due to his unrest during the several years we abided his coffin.

Oh, we got out, but not without repercussions.  My parents told me I had ruined their rental home, and considering I wasn't accustomed to being cared about by them, I partially accepted their deduction of my worth.  Yet, on the contrary, we had built a fence around the property by hand, we painted, we sanded, we varnished, and we updated that darned old haunted house for several years, not to mention we brought class into a nasty dumpy old wreck of a dwelling and the surrounding neighborhood. 

We had come so far from any situation in life such as this before big dick, and his controlling daddy and my narcissistic mommy backtracked us with my foolish permission.   Before moving, we lived in a beautiful home with a pool.  I was the family provider making excellent cash flow, the boys loved their daycare, and the older boy was well settled in his school with amazing friends. Unfortunately, I caused them to be uprooted and have to start over.

So, when we moved to that haunted dump, my son Robbie was still in high school and lived in the basement of that tenement house.  It was a two-flat, but the word tenement reminded me of how we felt.  The basement floor was partial cement and partial dirt, but at the least, he had his own space.  I should mention some of our upstairs space dropped onto his bed if anyone walked harshly or ran across the upstairs floor.  At that time, dirt would fall onto his person if he were in bed.  Nasty.  And I felt the guilt.  Hell, I was raised on guilt, so this was right up my guilty alley.  My Crestview Grandfather used all sorts of manipulative tactics in life, including guilt.   I never saw that from my Dad's side, but it was my Mother's modus operandi to this day.

Since our deposit back in Farmville, USA, I had regained much of the courage I had lost due to one insurmountable curse after another.  The decision was made, and we moved out of that haunted prison, although it sheltered us for several years, and for that, I was thankful.  Our first night at our new beautiful modern home was exciting for all of us as we believed it was a blessing.  The kids were all in bed, and I was up late getting things organized.  I couldn't have been happier.  Freedom for all of us from the sick family control.  It was pushing me on to settle us in.  Remember, it was our first wonderful, exciting day in the next chapter of our lives. 

 I was standing amid what a usual move would appear when the doorbell rang.  Lord, it was one o'clock in the morning.  I had an instant flashback of five officers in blue as I peered out the tiny brass peephole only to see the new landlord.  Of course, I opened the door and asked him if he was alright.  He barged in, shouting about the mess I had made in only a few hours of moving in.  He was obnoxious and obscene, and drunk.  When he was finished berating me, he left, and I sobbed until I thought I would die, for the oxygen had just been sucked out of the room, and I felt out of my being.  I did not tell anyone, for the shock of it was beyond my immediate comprehension.  So, I disassociated from the incident.  What else could I do?

It took me only three days to put our new home in total order.  And it was beautiful, but there was that underlying threat the drunk man would return.  We had new floors, no dirt falling through the main floor cracks onto my son as he lay in his bed or doing his homework, clean carpets, brand new cupboards, a garage, and plenty of space for everyone to feel free.  I never shared with the children what happened that first night we moved in.  I tried to hide the fact I knew there was trouble under all that beauty. 

As time passed, the finished basement flooded where my bedroom, the family room, and the laundry room lived.  The drunken landlord refused to fix it or shop vac the water.  I hired a lawyer who advised me to withhold the rent, to give it to him, and he would put it in an account which I did.  Apparently, that wasn't ethical or legal??  I must have had a dumb lawyer, or there was more going on behind the small-town scenes of this mess.

How could I forget, drunken landlord's biker girlfriend!  We were great friends until she and the drunken landlord split up, and she got my side of the duplex as a settlement.  That woman was hell-bent on winning or killing me, whichever came first.  Now listen, I am no fighter which has become apparent through thirty-some chapters of "Let life lead you to Hell and don't fight it." Regardless I did fight, but she won, and I still had to pay a certain amount, plus the lawyer that caused more trouble than he was worth.  Shyster!  I could have personally repaired their house and saved money.  She also turned me in to the credit bureau for the money the lawyer put in that savings rental account that she got anyway!  Not to mention she put a judgment on me! 

Thank God or the Universe who took me to the end of the walking plank before saving me, a lovely man bought the duplex from a biker babe, and we lived peacefully for a few more years.  In fact, the new neighbors had a bit to do with my saving grace.  The husband was a six-foot-four-inch blonde hunk of a cowboy who schmoozed biker girl and got her off my back before the new owner came through, and the rest of that story is upcoming in Chapter Thirty-Six. So buckle your seat belts for the best lessons yet to come.

 

Princess Elsa

I will not offer her real name because she tells me personal things. We became good friends the year she passed.  As some of you know, I hear from people who have passed on.  I know some of the people I hear from and some I do not.  It is sporadic, not something I can make happen all the time. I will be doing a series soon called Tuesdays with J.B., My Dad, who comes to me regularly with great wisdom.   Below is what I indeed heard from my dear friend I will call "Princess Elsa."

 My Crystal Angel:                         

She came to me in the spirit:

Me: I see you. You're in a long white gown.  Your hair is the same, blonde, long, and curly with waves like the soft blue ocean when it gently rolls onto the soft sands.  You have a continually beautiful smile. I spoke aloud:  You make life fun there, comical sometimes.

  She laughed and told me:  "You are funny there!"  We both laughed. 

Me: You look like Elsa in Disneyland's Ice Movie. (And I cried at her innocent beauty)

Her:  She said for me not to cry, it's okay. It's just different here.  It's not always easy at first, but you learn how to navigate the celestials quickly. I have only begun.  I am allowed, asked, and led to help others who feel like I felt on earth.  Not worthy enough or as worthy as I should have been. My passing wasn't easy, but it gave me perspective while it was happening. What I could have done or been.  So, when I passed, I was able to lean on the new me. Me with endless love that offers help to others.  I live in a castle.  A strong, beautiful white castle with some things that are endearing to me.  We don't need things here, but we can have whatever we want, and I wasn't finished loving some of my earthly things.  At some point, I will move on and leave the castle and those things behind.  For now, I wish to remain to watch my grandson grow, and  I want to help you grow too. 

Her:  I did not and have not seen my mother, which is fine.  I have seen my father but not close up. They tell me when I move past this phase, I will be able to spend more time with him if he is still in my area. Area means my mental (energy) area here.  I am finishing some things here that I didn't get to finish there. 

I go to see Rob in Ireland.  You may tell him of this. I know he senses my presence at times.  I would like to walk the cliffs with him soon.  Please tell him this.  He was and is a good forever friend.  I'm sorry he overstepped your boundaries.  

Fill yourself, Diane.  Fill yourself with as much good as you can. Don't sit alone like I did.  Oh, I had people, men, around me, but they left me personally empty. They were fillers.  Fill yourself with good people and energy.  Kind people.  Caring, intelligent, and giving people.  You have yourself in one of the cardboard coffins you write about, and you DON'T STOP WRITING.  Keep looking for your nitch. Seek the WHO YOU ARE.  The who you are spot in writing.  You are way more than you know. I wish I could reach you.  I wish I could come into your room, look into your eyes, and tell you verbally, not just mentally.  I know you hear me, but it's earthly to question if you really do hear or see me.  You do!  I wish I could wave a magic wand and fill you with all your needs.

Me:  I asked you for a sign of a red feather.  But I haven't gotten one.

Her:  Okay, I will send you a red feather. 

Her:  As for your personal life Diane.  Like I said, fill yourself with goodness.  Good people, good times, good talks, good good all good.  Seek it!  Don't sit and wait for it to come to you as I did.  Seek it.  Seek, and you shall find. 

Me:  You look so pretty. So Angelic, like a princess.

Her:  I am learning to be; it is so much fun.  There are so many wonderful people (energies) around me.  The Universe has sent many to me for them to learn and for me to learn from them as well.  Like your Dad told you.  He is in school like I am.

Her:  Remember how I yearned?  How I sat and longed for that particular man to come to get me and love me?  But he couldn't even find a way to take me on a decent date.  That's what you are doing.  I died, and I think I died sooner because I didn't listen.  I was not going to change.  I was in a cardboard coffin, not believing I could get out and do anything different.  I did my grandson, my garden, and a few men online and waited for that special man to come to me.  As you know, he never did. I wasted precious time and emotional energy for NOTHING.  Poof. Poof.  Nothing.  And then I died.  Is that what you want?

Me:  She blew me away, and I sat silently.  She knew my thoughts.

Her:  So, stop thinking that way.  You are older, and it will take longer to get better, but you will.  You will get better.  Your Dad just popped in here beside me.  He is so sweet, and those dimples give his kindness away.  He is pleased I am talking to you. He is flirting with me of course.  He always liked the pretty ones.  Your Dad and I are going fishing. He never got to go fishing much because he worked all the time, just like you.  We can go fishing here, by the way.  I bet he catches a big one.  Then he is going back to our Mom's.  He is waiting to help her cross over because she fears it.  Please do some "fishing" while you are still on earth.  Fishing of all sorts.  For new friends, for a partner, for help with your books, for advice, for restfulness, for pleasure.   Don't just sit in your apartment like I did and then die.  The regrets I felt while I was dying were awful.  That is why I am getting to live out some of my regrets here in the beyond before I move on to higher destinations.  Your Dad would have moved on by now, but his mission is to remain until your mother passes.  At first, they may not go to the same areas, but she won't be alone. He will see to that. She will know who he is by his energy. 

Thank you for being my friend Diane.  You got me out of my house and told me I was a wonderful person, unlike what my mother said.  And I know I helped you as well.  I showed you a bit of "gutsiness."  You could use a dose of guts!  

Me:  Ha, true

Her:  I wish we would have had more time together.  We were a pretty good team.

Me:  Yes, we were, and maybe we still are.  

"The Penis and the Tree Stump" An excerpt from a novel by Julianna Rowe

 Property of Julianna Rowe

Chapter Twenty:  The Penis and the Tree Stump:  

The Greatest Salesman in the World

Our world had settled down since the custody ordeal.  The boys were in school, and I stayed home caring for little John and the other children while Roger worked, but money was an issue.  I had been confiding in a friend that we were falling behind financially. She suggested I go to the local employment agency and see about a job in sales.  My self-confidence was still dangling like a string frayed from my inability to truly see my own good reflection.   The picture I saw of myself had been taken from other people’s judgment, all who knew me not.  An avalanche of pain and generations of garbage had been brought into my world of innocence as a child and laid me in their mud at birth.  But that was about to change.

My friend continued to boost my self-esteem, and our financial troubles grew.  She called me after seeing an ad for sales in the local paper.  She watched little John, and I went in for an interview.  The very well-dressed gentleman was a sales representative for an insurance company out of Dallas, Texas.  He sold me his bill of goods, I bought it, and, on the spot, I hired myself.  He was shocked and told me I couldn’t do that.  I told him I just had, so when could I start.

My flight was paid for by “The Company.”  The training was in Dallas at the Twin Towers Insurance Building, where before entering was the most beautiful giant bronze statues of several horses running through magnificent fountains. The city was grandiose to me, considering I had been stuck in a little one-horse town USA Virginia, fighting with family demons while pregnant, not to mention moving across the country to get the privilege to do so.  Roger and my friend were tending to the children making this new positive challenge in my life less complicated than the norm.

The first day of class was vigorous, to say the least. The instructor's name was Ronnie West, and he was out to see, no, test us, then to see if we had what it took to make the company money.  I was the pretty little housewife, somewhat shy yet as tenacious and determined as he had ever seen.  At one point during class, he used me as an example in a staring down contest, a tactic used in closing a sale.  I won his challenge and heard tell I was one of the only people that ever had.  Take note, I can weather the storm or storm (training class, custody courtroom assaults, marriage, a new family, all in one year!) and then fall apart after the fact. Yes, I am a fall-apart-after-the-fact person.  I believe that was due to having to disassociate from mental pain all my life.  I was like a bottle of soda pop sitting on a quiet shelf that got knocked off repeatedly until its insides blew its lid off and exploded.  The one-time bubbly, sweet, tasting pop could finally offer no more and erupted like a volcano.  I did. I became dizzy, disorientated, and nauseated after dinner.   I returned to the Hotel room where friends from the class called Dallas 911, and I drifted out of site in an ambulance to the hospital.  They thought I had food poisoning, but I believe I had an anxiety attack.  I was so frightened of this new venture, afraid of failure again.  My life had been plagued with failures, along with the old tapes playing in my head saying I couldn’t do it.  Mummie dearest tapes had their own damn racetrack inside my head, and she still held the checkered flag. 

They kept me in the hospital overnight and part of the next day.  I laid in that bed alone that night, looking out over the beautiful, exquisite lights shimmering over the entire city like a trillion diamonds.  I always loved the big city lights but was so alone and frightened.  I knew I was stronger than wishing because wishes were merely little desires of the heart, but it takes the heart and the mind to connect before they can manifest into life. Yet there I was, missing my opportunity, missing class, and I was sure they would make me come back and do it over again later.

I had practiced memorizing my sales pitch for six weeks.  I studied it so hard that I would wake up dreaming about it.  I ate it, drank it, and dreamed about it more, and they let me pass the course due to my sheer enthusiasm.

I flew home on Friday and met with the team on Monday morning, where we worked the street store to store, door to door, floor to floor, until there “weren’t” no more!  We were taught there was no bad territory, only the bum in the territory.

I broke all sales records and loved it like my employer did.  I was finally distinguished, slashed felt redeemed for the first time in my life. Something I did on my own for a prestigious company that put on yearly conventions and quarterly affairs, all full of hoopla. The annual celebration was black tie and evening gowns.  The quarterly achievement gifts were out of this world, like the old days of some of the wealthiest pyramid meetings where prizes were something to achieve.  I personally won 24 Karat gold plated goblets, gold ware, plaques, diamond rings, and statues that imitated the golden globes.  Not to mention Sales Team of the year and Sales Person of the year. In fact, I was so revered for my excellence they walked me to and from my vehicle in terms of my safekeeping.  Obviously, I made them a lot of money. It was a joke yet somewhat reality.

During the training classes of the new salespeople, I was required to call in from the field to share how many policies I had sold that day and how to do it because when most salespeople quit and went home, I would find a grocery store or factory and get permission to see the employees one by one. I could convince the owners to allow me to use company time for my presentation.  I was best with Banks because I was not intimidated by any Banker. I knew I made as much money as they did, if not more. Men no longer intimidated me in the least.

You see, I was trained by the Greatest Salesman in the World, which is a fact.  Ronnie West had been named the greatest from his entry into a world sales contest he won.  He told the company I was a natural-born salesperson.  He was right.  I could sell ice to an Eskimo, but it was a grueling, never give up job because you are only as good as your last week’s sales.

I had a couple of scary encounters while selling in the country around Virginia and Eastern Kentucky.  Some mountain folks hadn’t entered the century I was living in, which showed its ugly “head” a few times. That would be a pun in the upcoming pages. My training taught me to never miss a store, a business, a home, or a man standing on the corner because all were prospective sales.  I was also taught to do what successful people told me to do, so I did, and on one stop, I saw a man sitting on a dead tree stump who appeared to be whittling, and behind him, a small boy about nine years of age tending some goats.  I had pulled up to a locked metal gate outside Red Oak, Kentucky, where I parked, got out, and gave a shout-out.

Hello there, I have something I believe will interest you, sir, as it has some of your neighbors.”

I waited, but no response.  And then I saw “it.”  A pink penis hanging outside his unzipped pants.  It was not a small penis, might I add, and not at any sort of erection state that I could tell even though I was a good thirty feet from where “it” was hanging low against the dead tree stump.  I always carried a small pistol, but it was not within reach.  The old man stood up with “it” still dangling about between his legs.

I responded to his no response, although I believe his response was apparent.

“Sir, I am looking for Highway 59 South. Could you point me in the proper direction, please?”

Obviously, that made no sense.  Why would that interest him, as it had his neighbors? He began walking toward the fence line gate where I could clearly see a grubby old man who had not bathed in months and whose eyes glistened like the devil was about to win a piece of me. Did I mention he was carrying a real live shotgun?  I still had enough wits about me to see him raise that gun high with pecker still hanging low. I put my sweet car in R and spit gravel about twenty feet in all directions.  If he did take a shot at me, the Kentucky dust bowl I had created would make his visibility zero.  And so, from then on, my little pearl-handled nine-millimeter would be lying on the seat next to me!

We usually traveled in teams. Met for coffee, split up on city streets to work the door-to-door sales, then back at four p.m. to meet for end-of-day transaction reports.  Sometimes worked the country farms and homes on the weekends because I was professionally driven. I liked getting attention for doing well because, during my life, that was not something I had ever gotten.

Roger had found a job at a factory as a quality control engineer. I had hired a young Indian woman named Betty to care for the children.   The kids loved her because she gave them one-on-one while I was out trying to outwit the ghosts of Crestview. Or should I say I was growing up getting what I never got as a kid?  The boys still remember Betty.  She had anxiety and would run for a long time when it hit.  Kind of like Forest Gump but only around the yard where she could still see the boys.  She taught them about food, Indian food.  I am talking cowboy and Indian-type Indian. Need I say I didn’t have to worry about the children, which left me ample time to sell, and I did.

I have one other Insurance sales story that could have put me in a compromising situation and did. 

I was working in an apartment building from a referral that always brought good sales, and because I knew if I could sell one, the rest of the apartment dwellers would fall like dominos. So, I knocked on the outside door of Unit 5.  A young man answered who seemed very friendly.  I told him John Sever, one of his co-workers at the Piggly Wiggly, had given me his name, and I felt I had something that would also interest him.  He invited me in and ushered me to his black velour sofa with the enormous black velvet Elvis picture behind it.  Yes, I had my nine-millimeter in my purse next to me as always since the stump man incident. Clyde was seated in the chair to the right of me. There was a coffee table and a wall to the left side of me.  The exit door was behind Clyde.  I knew better, and not only that, but I had told no one where I was going, which was very unusual for me.  This one slipped by me somehow, and it was too late.  I had gotten caught up in the role of the excellent sale versus the use of sound judgment.

We chatted briefly, and then I gave him my sales pitch.  And then he gave me his! How he had always wanted a woman to watch him masturbate, at which time he wasted no time in undoing his zipper and pulling down his pants.

I had a gun, but I was frozen.  Anyway, would I shoot him?  He was a mere two feet from me and my portfolio of sales.  That was not what I was selling, Mr. Clyde.  I knew enough to know this could go downhill fast if I didn’t think of something. Meantime he is Rolfing his sadly limp dick diligently while I watch.  I was afraid to make eye contact versus eye-to-penis contact so I began talking to him while I watched him try to masturbate, which wasn’t going well.  DING DING DING. I asked him if he had gone to church.  Nothing like diving right in.  I talked to him like he wasn’t doing what he was doing while I watched what he was doing. I mentioned a couple of God experiences I had while meeting different types of people in my travels and a few of my personal stories as he finished his “always wanted to masturbate in front of a woman” fantasy.

He put his head down and cried, but I didn’t feel safe.   He continued to apologize and said he believed in God as well.  I took a chance and stood up to leave, showing confidence and stature, telling him I would check back with him regarding his need for the policy.  He walked me to the door, where we said our goodbyes and I drove away.  As I look back, he would have signed on the dotted line!!  Okay, I am just kidding, maybe.

 

Blessed by Righteous Words

 

Blessed by Righteous Words 

Written by Tommye Allen, inspired by the Holy Spirit

Narrated by Julianna Rowe, aka Diane Ogden

find more of Tommye's writings at http://dearonelovegod.blogspot.com 

(Forgive the bad lighting)