"The Fallen Banana" by Julianna Rowe

"The Fallen Banana" by Julianna Rowe 

Some Day's Are Better Than Others!

Today was one of those "I slipped on a peel by waking up days!" 

Surely the moon and stars aka astrology was somewhere near this fallen banana that resembled Me.

First? I have been on the phone for months including today with Quartz Insurance and Medicare who only put me on hold for 32 mintues.  And with Quartz who apparently messed up and now I have no way to get my medications until Quartz stops telling me to call Medicare and Medicare stops telling me to call Quartz! Until then I don't get my medications unless I pay a poopload of $.  Enough of that. 

Add a few family issues but that's just ordinary life.

Next? My friends dog threw up a big one that smelled like death.  I had to clean that up because my friend has a serious gag issues.  What about my gag issues? I gave in and that is when the rest of the banana went down.  My guess anyway. 

Next? I have one of those filtered shower heads that needed to be replaced. I am short so I got the stool, took down the shower shelf, stood up on it hanging onto the shower rod with one hand and I unscrewed it, with the other and put the new "head" in, screwed it back on, turned on the water which went berserk and shot everywhere.  Why?  I didn't know. So, Plan B....no not that one....Plan B. I went to the other bathroom that I use for a storage bin.  I removed the huge Costco toilet paper, the stacks of bottled water, and the vacuum all while naked. Unusual to say the least. And this was the first day in Wisconsin it was in the 20 degree area. Yes I have a robe but things got complicated in a hurry. 

Shower accomplished.  Back to the other bathroom to get ready. You know, the face needed a bit of help.  It was then I saw the plastic washer I forgot to insert in the shower head thus why the water was flying helter skelter.... Too late. I figured that was something I would deal with later. I still haven't dealt with it because I continue to feel like that banana, lying half peeled and stuck, still partitally hanging on .

Next? I came home to a sweet package from TEMU which is usually fun but not today.  I paid $15.00 for some plastic hanging holiday berries. Notsomuch! Very low quality and unfit for my decor.  Also, the beautiful hanging crystals.....were not. I am now the proud owner of a bag of single plastic crystals that don't hang from anywhere. 

Next? Oh, and I rec'd notice I made $.32 cents in sales last month on Digital do da day book sales. Made the rest of my day, I tell ya.   

Either way up or down I am that "Fallen Banana" today.  But did you notice?  I, or it, is still hanging on. 😕 I will always hang on.  I couldn't help but relate myself to that fallen banana today and laugh. The old saying hanging on by the skin of your ass.  Well there it is in full yellow color! Ordinarily I like to do black n white glossies when describing one of my life issues. Not today. Today we went YELLOW! 

I am still Happy...no worries. There is always a new day, as long as I am only representing  that near-dead banana for fun.  

The Happy News Lady 💗